Tuesday, September 13, 2011

My Top Two Top Ten! ... Again!

My next top two top ten! Are you ready?

DRACO COMMENTARY AHEAD!

We allllll know.

  1. My...
Ahem...

  1. Fine... OUR Oscars (Harry Potter Movies Edition)

  • Best Villain.

HELENA BONHAM CARTER!

Yes, although I hate Bellatrix, Helena was one of the most amazing villains in the history of all time. She can go from charming young woman Helena to scary, evil Bella.

... Not Bella from Twilight. Although, she's scary too.

See, THAT I agree with!

Yeah. Anyway...

  • Scariest, best costume.

RAY FINES!

Voldemort had the best make-up, best costume, best NYAHHHH's. Voldemort is the best.

I disagree.

Well... we are at an impass.

  • Best Bad-ass Moment.
Now, obviously, it was either Julie or Matt. And since the other one has another award... JULIE WALTERS!

Yes, yes, Julie's, "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" was delivered perfectly like all Potter fans hoped.

Including me. It was bad ass.

  • The Best Best Friend.

RUPERT GRINT!

The Grint is a boss. He's the best friend from the series, but just as famous as Daniel/Harry. He's higher in my mind than really anyone else. Except for my favorite, which will be coming up soon!

  • Best Supporting Character.
ALAN RICKMAN!

He's amazing. He's been voted best character as Severus Snape, and he has an amazing voice, and he can honestly do any character.

We seem to agree a lot.

  • Best Half-Villain.

TOM FELTON!

THERE'S MY FAVORITE! He's always been a bully, but never really an actual villain. AND HE. IS. MY. HERO! AND MY GOD.

... I'd like to add, she doesn't mean it literally.

  • Puberty Fairy Fave!
MATTHEW LEWIS!

MY FAVORITE. Matt is amazing, and certainly voted most favorited by the puberty fairy!

He's so pretty.

  • Our favorite muggle-born.
EMMA WATSON!

MUD BLOOD AND PROOOOOUD! .... Don't.... don't get me wrong. I'm a pure blood.

  • And last, our favorite hero.
JAMES PHELPS! ... JK, JK, Dan Radcliffe.

My hero, my God, my Jebus. Daniel Radcliffe.

He is kinda awesome.

Note, I wish I could do more, but there's only ten spots!


Now, onto the next...

          2. Starkid Awards! (Acording to us.)

  • Most Famous and Cutest Smile~ DCRISS! Darren is cute, famous, and dimply. He's awesome.
  • Most Reappearing Starkid~ Joey Ricther! Joey's awesome, he's cute, he's funny, and he's been in every play! (JWalker, Julia, and Lauren Lopez have too, but they have other awards!)
  • Widest Variety of Characters~ JOE WALKER, BICH! He also wind MY favorite Starkid award. He's so gorgeous...
  • Widest Variety of Accents~ Lauren Lopez! Lauren Lopez has gone from a little English boy to a tough mexican bitch who loves to kill, while making us laugh all the way.
  • Best Portrayer of Charachters~ DYLAN SAUNDERS! Hilarious, amazing, and hilarious again as Dumbledore and Tootsie.
  • Most Shipped~ Lauren Lopez and Brian Holden! Although I personally don't ship them, so many people do, so we thought we'd mention it.
  • Comedy Favorite~ Joe Moses! JOMO TAKES THE CAKE!
  • Newest and Hottest Edition~ Brant Cox! Brox? Can't? I dunno!
  • Strangest Starkid!~ BRIAN ROSENTHAL! Brosenthal, get me some nasonex!
  • Cute as a button~ AJ HOLMES!
And... that's it!

Well, we better get going!

Molly: Hello, kids! And what's this?

....

Love,
Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy.

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