Draco: WAZZUP!
Cedric: Wait, I'm Cedric?
So, I'm sitting here, writing about Rose's mom, and Rose's dad is a jackass!
Draco: Tsk, tsk Ginerva! Bad language!
Cedric: Wait, but Cedric dies!
Anyway, I'd like to talk about food fanfictions. Okay, to me, they make no sense. I mean, Chickron? And Ludding? And-
Draco: DRAPPLE! I love apples. Yum.
Cedric: I hate Cedric! Why do I have to be--?
Drapple? I mean, I get Drarry, and Dramione, and whatever... but Chickron? What is the fascination with food?
Draco: I dunno! I like apples!
Cedric: WHY AM I--
Draco: SHUT UP!
Eh. Maybe it's just me.
Anyway, I'm gonna go now. Sorry about the short and early post. Bye!
Love without a food fixation,
Ginny Weasley
Love the BOSS,
Draco Malfoy
WHY?!
Cedric Diggory
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