Hufflepuff Pride

Hello Potterheads!

So, I've accepted the point that.... I AM a Hufflepuff, and I'm here to get the goddamn job done! So I'm dealing with it. Slowly. But dude! I'm a honey badger! I could EAT Slytherins, man! And I'm telling my friend Draco right now that there are five stages of house placement denial:

1. Denial: "It can't be happening! I AM A SLYTHERIN!" - Draco's here
2. Anger: "Why me? It's not fair! I can't be a dinky Hufflepuff!"
3. Bargaining: "Just let me be a Slytherin/Gryffindor!"
4. Depression: "I'm so sad, why bother with anything? Life is meaningless without my real house."
5. Acceptance: "It's going to be OK. I AM a Hufflepuff." - I'm here... here-ish.

Anyway, ... What the- ? I swear the time is going backwards. I just swore it was 5:34. Anyway, she hasn't officially been sorted yet. So she's trying to deny anything Hufflepuff related to her life. I.E. : Me and Cedric.

So, today, I'm talking about book burners. Stupid, stupid. "See! If you rearrange the letters in Chamber of Secrets, and add in some letters, like D and V and I and L, it spells DEVIL!" Idiots.... I even feel bad for TWILIGHT because of this. "Oh! Edward Cullen's a 100-year-old virgin, eh? ... SATANISM! HE MUST BE SAAAAAATAAAAAN!" Good God!

Which makes me say, Harry Potter (and possibly Twlight, because I haven't read it) doesn't mention ONE thing about religion, little alone Satanism. Laura Malloy... ha. What a ditz.

Speaking of Satanism, MY FANFICTION ISN'T WRITING ITSELF! My Seth Potter fanficiton (on my Quizazz account) is stuck at the semi-end. Narm narm narm...

Speaking of narming, ditzes, and satanism, Cedric's at my house, and I'm almost out of blog time. So bye! Talk to you tomorrow!

Love a proud Hufflepuff,

Ginny Weasley